Tuesday, July 1, 2008 Y 11:22 PM

school has been.hm. a mix of dreariness, mild fun, sleep-inducing, stress and a good dose of laughter (courtesy of funny things teachers say + nandita and marge)
we changed seat arrangement ):
actually i love the new arrangement its really cute. but i'll miss marge :( poooo.

to-do list (that probably won't get done in immediate future)
1) bio pt
2) ss pt
3) revise math & math tuition homework
4) LOAD PHOTOS AND SEND TO M&N
5) not lose important things like the cable to connect my phone to my comp
6) find the bloody cable
7) start being organised
8) GET STARTED ON TRIBUNE ARTICLE + LAYOUT

I think our teachers are really funny/eccentric/polite/mildly crazed/unintentionally hilarious
here are some quotes from quite long ago - today

Mrs. M e r e d i t h (who's not in Singapore anymore ):

Mrs M: America's education system is different. What's their primary school?
Us: elementary
Mrs M: It starts with?
Us: E
Mrs M: E?!?!
Us: huh?
Mrs M: E?!?!?!?!?! (with incredulous expression on face)
Us: OH! - LAUGHTER THAT GOES ON FOR VERY VERY LONG! - It starts with GRADE ONE!

Mr J a l l e h
HE HAS COUNTLESS QUOTES but i'll extract a few classics
exhibit A:
chinese foreign scholar (i forgot who I'M SO SORRY i think its liumo) on China's political scene: There are other parties in China!
MJ: what parties.....birthday parties?
-LAUGHTER!-

exhibit B:
At phototaking, preparing for fun shot. MJ wanders over to the camera and peers through the lens.
photographer: you want to be in the photo?
MJ: nonono. just looking at your camera. NICE CAMERA NICE CAMERA!
310: -LAUGHTER-

exhibit C:
Today in CLE on sexual intimacy
MJ: Do your parents talk to you about it? Mine never did. My dad left me this comic book on the table and told me to read it. That's all he did. Its the only book he encouraged me to read
WU BOBO: What's that book about?

WU BO NIAN! she's hopeless already.


Miss G o h
It was one fateful chem lesson in which Miss Goh II (the relief teacher) sat in to observe our chem teacher Miss Goh teach us.
310 is passing this note around that says this:
later when we're dismissed, say THANK YOU AND GOODBYE MISS GOH^2 (miss goh square)
Miss Goh: what are you passing around?!
*grabs hold of note and reads intently*
-one moment later-
Miss Goh: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

Mrs L e s l i e
Lit lesson. We're discussing Petruchio who's a rather chauvinistic alpha male character.
ML: But don't you think Petruchio is in a way romantic?
Us: nooooo
ML: don't you ever dream of this caveman who comes and drags you by the hair and throws you in his cave?
Us: NOOOO!!!
ML: sighhh. YOU ALL WILL ALL DIE LESBIANS! AHAHAHAHA!
Us: HUH?!
ML to kaiying (sits in front of teacher's table): are you gonna die a virgin lesbian?

Miss SUPERS i m (WHO'S ALSO NOT HERE ANYMORE BOO ):
MS: when you are all done examining the insides of your eyelids you can look at the whiteboard and listen to my explanation

I MISS MISS SIM ! she was an awesome teacher.

i'm sleepy. i cant load songs into my phone. i am sleepy and very pissed. hence, i sleep.