A LIST OF TEN DANGEROUS THINGS
please note that this list it FAR from comprehensive, because in our dangerous world, there exists many dangerous elements that threaten the general well-being of mankind. trust me, it sucks thinking about how much danger we are actually in.

1) sleep deprivation
in my mum's (unsuccessful) attempt at getting me to sleep early, she cut out this newspaper article about how 'Lack of sleep may be deadly'. People who sleep less than 5 hours are twice as likely to die of heart disease. Lack of sleep also appears to be linked to increased blood pressure, heart attacks and stroke. ohwell. i also presume it leads to lack of energy the following day, thus leading to inability to stay awake during classes.

2) handphone cameras
handphone cameras are VERY DANGEROUS. especially in public transport. and ESPECIALLY if you're sitting next to a potentially perverted guy. ugh. bad experience.

3) huiyi's 'treacherous journeys' back home
just ask her for details on the many incidents that happened while she was walking home by her 'treacherous route'.

4) vampires. and vampire babies
refer to the twilight series in general, and breaking dawn in particular (for the vampire babies).
It's unsafe to be around vampires if you're human unless the vamps are Cullens or other 'vegetarian' vampires (duh).Vampire babies are DANGEROUS. ugh just see the way Stephenie Meyer describes Bella giving birth. the whole process actually. ugh ugh. okay no more spoilers.

5) pregnancy, in general
Miss Tay was telling us during tuition today about pregnancy. IN PARTICULAR,

6) breastfeeding
shall not elaborate on details here. far too disturbing. and plus, this blog should be for general viewing. just note that it has the potential to be gory, especially if the baby has TEETH. ew ew ew ew.
eeiyn on breastfeeding : is it like peeing through your boobs?
hahahahahaha gosh that girl ah.

7) STIs
You just have to go through the trauma of hall assembly STI talks to understand this. HPB uses the scare tactic to get people to not have pre-marital sex. but it probably will work. the talk was SO disturbing. and they even showed us pictures. gosh.

8) addictions
okay this is a very DUH thing but yeah. i'm not talking only about cigarettes and drugs and alcohol. even addictions to dramas and books and certain kinds of food. (that's mainly the kinds of addiction i suffer from). the former two have sneaky ways of making you waste away precious time better spent on doing work (only you don't think you're wasting time at that point of time). then you REGRET wasting time later and kill yourself. plus, books and dramas make you addicted to the PEOPLE in them. very very dangerous indeed. you start living in an imaginary world with imaginary people (and you don't mind it!). In fact, you're pissed that some characters aren't real (where the hell is my Edward Cullen?) The latter makes you waste money and makes you suffer physically (think food cravings). I guess it'd be fine if you're addicted to things like celery or broccoli but most normal people (like me) are addicted to not-so-healthy things like chocolate. Don't even mention calories and fats.

9) procrastination
'procrastination is the thief of time'
'nuff said. i'm a true blue last-minute buddha foot hugger.

10) Math and Chem
they drive me MAD. i really don't get how we're gonna apply like, remainder & factor theorem in our lives in future. gosh.