Quotes from SPH Competition

Esther: We have no pictures for the damn... lovely sweet advertisement!

Lilian: I pledge my allegiance to Esther ( because of chocolate)

Lilian (after we just interviewed this guy): Hey can you tell me what that guy who grunted a lot in our faces said?

Lilian (on looking through Karen's iPod playlists): What's the difference between "Japanese less than three" and "Japanese songs?"

Lilian: Dear lovely Karen, I less than three you and I would pledge my allegience to you if Esther didn't have it already.

Esther: We should be intimidated ny RI's word count
Karen: Screw RI! *pause* On second thoughts, don't screw RI.

Miranda: There was a guy that kept growling
Karen/Esther: So Edward! <3

Karen: Watch me work my magic!

Lilian: Wherefore art thou, Milo?

Shiying: I need to pee. Badly.
Lilian: So do I. What a coincidence.

Miranda: SHE JUST SLAPPED HERSELF. SOMEBODY BIND HER!

Karen: It's so dark and brown and gross and yuck! (it's our layout. what were you thinking?)

Miranda: Who do you think is going to get married the first among us?
Lilian: WHAT?! That is such a weird question! Are you very bored? THIS IS NOT A SLEEPOVER!

Esther: I'll never get out of this alive. (she did)

Lilian: Save me!
Miranda: Batman's here to save the day
Lilian: Go away Batman.
Miranda: Or is it Superman?
Lilian: After "Dark Knight" everyone prefers Batman
Miranda: Or is it Powerpuff girls?

Shiying: KAREN! Your ad doesn't have the words "YOUTH OLYMPIC GAMES"! (guess what we're advertising)

I/C: It was said that at 12 midnight, Cinderella's carriage turned into a bunch of donuts.
All: CHEER!

Lilian: Hi donut! I'm gonna eat you!

Lilian: Shiying? The jiggling of your knees up and down is kinda strange.
*five minutes pass*
OH MY GOD STOP JIGGLING UP AND DOWN!

Lilian: We aim to provoke thoughts.

Miranda：我们为什么要讲华语？
Lilian: 因为华语酷！

Esther: I think cat nudity is pretty much standard.

Shiying: The computer feels ignored!

Karen: I realise we forgot an important quote: 'call adam's friend!"
Miranda: Eh eh want to call him now?!
Esther: ARE YOU CRAZY? It's bloody 2 am!

I/C: we have some tidbits for you to enjoy
Shiying: Do you see hello panda? I see hello panda! I LOVE HELLO PANDA! I WANT HELLO PANDA!
Lilian: THEY ARE ENDANGERED.
*later on*
Shiying: There are only 10 packets of hello panda!
Lilian: See, I told you they're endangered

Miranda: I want the yam sweet!
Karen: They're Impact blackcurrant mints!

I/C: At midnight, it's donut time
SJI guy: DONUTS!!!!!!!!!