I realise that I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN YEARS. Seems like years.
I'm in a foul mood now and I have to wait another eternity for microsoft office trial to load so here I am blogging.

Reasons why I am in a FOUL MOOD
1) I HATE THE IDIOTS WHO CREATE VIRUSES AND TROJAN HORSES AND THE LIKE. I miss my old computer with everything in. The technicians are taking their own sweet time to repair it and I'm stuck with my tiny laptop without a disc drive so i cant even load microsift office if I want to. And of all days the trial has to expire today when I need it.
2) SHE IS ABOUT THE WORST TEACHER I HAVE KNOWN IN MY LIFE AS A STUDENT. SHE IS. LACK OF CLARIFICATION, LAST MINUTE INFORMATION. LACK OF EMPATHY. EMITS LOUD UNPLEASANT NOISES AT IRREGULAR INTERVALS. Can a person get worse than that?
3) DAMMIT I JUST WASTED THE LAST 20 MINS DOWNLOADING THE TRIAL AND IT CAN'T BE USED COS I DON'T HAVE THE PRODUCT KEY.

breathe. breathe. breathe. breathe. I need a personal brainwash session.

You will not kill yourself. You will control the urge to hurl your laptop out of the nearest window. breathebreathebreathe.