I AM FINALLY FREE!
Let us take a moment for the truth of the above statement to sink in. Ahh, the relief, the joy, the sense of liberation.

And because I am such a lazy brat, I will ctrl-v all that I've just done in my fb note here.

Liberation is oh so sweet.
And that's why, I commence on my POST-EYA to-do list.

To those who haven't seen the end of their suffering, AKA EOYs, I feel your pain.

(note: list is NOT comprehensive, created in the library today)

1) Shop for a prom dress + corresponding prom stuffs (oh bother) [note to self: budget @ $100]
2) Get Marge's present (DONE :D hi-fives nan)
3) Go for guitar lessons with HuiYi & Jas
4) Scuba-diving with HuiYi & Jas
5) (possibly) Cycling from Pasir Ris to WEST COAST with H&J
6) READ (First up: Time-traveller's wife, kite-runner, nan's book, lend nan my sister's keeper)
7) Shift to LJ
8) Find nicer LJ skins and discover how to change it [note to self: GET HELP]
9) Watch ANYTHING and EVERYTHING I want on Youtube & Mysoju (first up: Rachel Zoe Project (as recommended by amanda tai, random videos by funny people, and a few old dramas that i used to like)
10) Learn how to bake cheesecake (DIFFERENT VARIETIES IF POSSIBLE)
11) Make a tiramisu cake, bake stuff!
12) MOVIE MARATHON
13) Shop for my way overdue black semi-formal sandals/slippers (I've been searching since 2008)
14) Go to the hidden corner shops with ubercool stuff @ far east and bugis street (yes, not all of it is lianified)
15) SHOPSHOPSHOP for more clothes, my wardrobe needs a serious revamp
16) BLOGSHOP for the first time, instead of windowblogshop
17) Go to flea markets with the Flea Market Gang
18) Grocery shopping with mummy
19) GIVE KRISTIE WONG & WENJIAYING THEIR WAYYYY OVERDUE PRESENTS
20) Get proper present for Eenette
21) Read FML, Failblog, Engrish, Textfromlastnight, that's what she said
22) Cook dinner for my family One Fine Day
23) Go on a date with Lee Min Ho on 10 Oct heehee
24) Find out who the hot guy in The Ugly Truth is
25) a) Write yearbook article for Dwen An
b)Complete end product for Dwen An (SINCE FOREVER!)
c) Make Dwen An photo montage
26) MNM SO III @ Nan's (wayyy overdue)
27) SO with eenettewong & FRIQUE (WAYYY WAYYY overdue)
28) Watch that video of Mike He attempting to sing though he cant, cos it's all the more cute that way :D
29) Go for a mani/pedi cos it's therapeutic
30) CATCH UP ON MY BEAUTY SLEEP

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Miranda would like to express her deepest gratitude to a few important figures who have been by her side throughout this trying and torturous phase of her life, affectionately known as the EOYs or EYAs by the very students who suffer from its effects, both immediate and protracted. Miranda has been able to survive the past three weeks of muggerification solely due to the sustained support and concern of these people.
Firstly, she would like to thank her valued study buddy, TAN HUI YI for being such a cooperative, encouraging and productive study buddy. She would also like to thank huiyi's family for being so accomodating, and feeding her + giving her lifts during intensive mugging sessions at huiyi's abode.
Secondly, she would like to thank her lovely classmates / fellow sufferers, for being in the same sinking boat as her throughout all the assessments. Exams would never be the same without you, dear classmates, for both your physical presence and emotional encouragement have given her the strength to carry on. Thank you, Nan and Nat Kim, for the brief mugging session that made mugging fun. Thank you, Marge and Nat Goh, for being familiar sources of human presence throughout the duration of the paper.
Thirdly, she would like to thank her teachers, in particular the dedicated ones like misskamsir who took the time to reply her long-winded query-filled email ON THE SAME NIGHT with LONG LONG answers. Teachers extend to the TUITION TEACHERS, all of whom, she is inclined to think, deserve to be shown even more gratitude, really.
Last but not least, she would like to thank a group of people who love her so much no matter what, and who she knows she cannot live without. Her family has been a constant source of motivation, love and courage, especially under such trying circumstances. With Daddy's constant "girl ah, so stressed, want CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM?", Mummy's concerned "you need me to buy some guidebooks/assesment books/ model essay books / Brand's essence?" and her lovely little sister Melnana's "GOODNIGHT JIEJIE GOOD LUCK *hugs*". Yes, she does love her family a lot.

And. I'm free. Really free.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!